2015 Team Time Trial

TTT2Hi. Remember me? No, I’m not dead, I’ve just been watching Netflix. That shit rules. But seriously, I still love bikes and I still love you guys, and that’s not just the vodka talking. I promise I have oodles to tell you, and once I start, you’ll be begging me to stop.

But in the meantime, I have an important public service announcement.

Next Wednesday (June 24) is the annual Team Time Trial at Birds Hill Park. This is like a regular time trial, but way more fun because you have other people to throw up on while you ride! Misery loves company. Prizes and dog fest to follow. Prizes for best time (yawn), best Team (costumes, spirit, general awesomeness), and best Trial (suffering, mechanicals, general bad luck).

Teams: Three or four (but preferably four) riders per team.
Finishing time is marked when the third rider crosses the line.
No restrictions as to age, gender, or ability in putting together teams.
Race Fees: $10.00 per rider

Registration on-site only (at East Beach Parking lot).
Registration closes at 6:30 pm; first team to start at 7:00 pm (Pan Am)

Main Event will be 3 laps of the park, clockwise; approx. 33.5 km. Teams may also opt to do either 1 or 2 lap events.

Note: You must hold a current UCI/CCA racing licence (including Kids of Mud) or a MCA citizen licence.

Full Race bible and waiver downloads here:

See you there. I’ll be the one with throw-up on my jersey, eating a hot dog.