The Morning Shift

by CycleChick on June 5, 2012

Ten years ago, if you told me I would be getting up at 5am on a Saturday morning to go ride a bike for four hours, I would have sprayed the rye and coke right through my nose and all over my cigarette.

Sure it would be great to go out at a civilized hour, but in order to get in a good long ride and still keep the peace at home, some of us need to get up with the chickens and hit the road before our former selves would have even gone to bed. And if you think that’s a little twisted, it gets worse – I actually enjoy it. I think it’s an illness that runs in the family.On Saturday morning rides I always have good company, the traffic is light, and when I get back the offspring are still happily glued to Saturday morning cartoons, completely oblivious to my four-plus hour absence.

Last weekend was one of those perfect rides. It was a perfect size group, and perfect weather, including a perfectly ridiculous lack of wind. But Shit Happens even on the perfect-est of rides, as was demonstrated by Kevin who flatted (thank God) shortly after launching one of his dastardly attacks mid-way through the morning.

Sometimes when you flat you are fortunate enough not to have to fix it in front of two bike mechanics. This was not one of those times.

James and Dan looked on approvingly while Kevin repaired the flat, and in the process schooled us all on the fine art of looking Casually Deliberate. (a must read)

The only regrettable part about riding that early is the inability to develop razor sharp pro tan lines of any consequence whatsoever. But compared to a monster rye hangover or coming home to find your bike in a dumpster, that’s a pretty small price to pay.


I have to start my rides at that time as well. Hopefully I can join you in the next few weeks. Also in the interest of keeping peace at home. I should have been doing that months ago.

by edward on June 5, 2012 at 8:23 pm. Reply #

I forgot about the missed opportunity to get awesome tan lines if you ride too early. Yet another reason to start later in the am, or even the pm. I consulted my life coach Patricia Krentcil about this and she agreed, tanning is good for you. : ) : )

by terry macyk on June 5, 2012 at 10:55 pm. Reply #

HEY!! I could wear my bike kit in a tanning bed! Thanks Terry (and Patricia!!).

by CycleChick on June 7, 2012 at 3:01 am. Reply #

I want to hear more about the bike in the dumpster? My move was from martinis to bikes.

by Michael on June 5, 2012 at 11:39 pm. Reply #

Thankfully my bike has not seen the inside of an actual dumpster, although it (and me along with it) has been, on occasion, in the proverbial dumpster.

by CycleChick on June 7, 2012 at 2:57 am. Reply #

Awesome Fiona. Simply awesome.

by CycleChick on June 7, 2012 at 2:55 am. Reply #

OMG is that Pink you’re wearing in the first picture?

by Julie on June 8, 2012 at 12:48 am. Reply #

Haha! Good heavens no. That’s actually my sister, Kristen. We share many traits, but she is not cursed with my crippling aversion to pink.

by CycleChick on June 8, 2012 at 2:56 am. Reply #

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