Is it getting dark, or is it just me?
Yes, boys and girls, this Saturday it all gets underway with DarkCross. That’s only two sleeps away! I was almost too busy helping run the hype machine to remind you. Running the hype machine can almost be a full time job. Thank God for minions.
Lots of fun new things this year – pyrotechnics from Archangel Fireworks, laser light show, and even fire dancers. It’s like the freaking Olympics, but without all the stupid parades.
Online registration ends tonight, so get your ass signed up now. If racing isn’t your thing, remember you can enjoy it all as a spectator FOR FREE! Not only can you not race, you can taunt, photograph, and heckle those who do. How fun is that? Lots.
Don’t forget to bring some cash for an obnoxious cowbell and sexy t-shirt.
See you there!
Are your minions yellow with goggles and eat bananas?
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