Dressed to Chill
Well this is more like it. THIS is badass Winnipeg winter.
Since I started this madness that is winter commuting, I’ve had all sorts of people asking what I wear when I ride. Needless to say I am always delighted to share my fashion advice, albeit of the frumpy and androgynous variety.
I thought I’d need to spend a fortune on gear, but so far I’ve managed with items I already had around the house, pinpointing through trial and error things that I need to upgrade to be warmer or more comfortable. I’ve given up on attractive.
So let’s start from the outside in, and from the top down, shall we? I call this the “Honey Badger Winter 2012 Collection”. If you make it to the end, I promise to make it worth your while.
Here I am in full honey badger regalia. And you wonder why I resisted commuting.
01. My helmet is the one I use year round and cost more than the bike I ride to commute. Not even joking. I’ve had to adjust the neck strap to fit over all the bullshit I have to wear to keep my head warm, and I’ve attached a blinking red light to the back with clear packing tape. It’s ghetto, but it works.
02. Ski goggles. Just a cheap pair I had already had. They don’t fog up like regular sunglasses when I cover my eyes and nose. They also keep my eyes sheltered from road debris, wind, and snow – which can feel like tiny ninja throwing stars on unprotected eyeballs.
03. Hubby’s Columbia shell. A bit big and bulky, but it’s windproof and keeps a warm cushion of nice dry air around my body, which is great when I’m sweating like a Texas linebacker. Plus I have enough pockets to keep a mickey of vodka and half the contents of my house.
04. Hubby’s garbage mitts. Not sure why they are called garbage mitts, but it makes me think of fish skeletons and empty tin cans. They are warm as hell and I like that they go really high so my wrists are covered. I can’t see my watch though. No matter – it’s motherfucking freezing o’clock.
05. Ski pants. When I was a kid there was nothing that would get you beat up faster than wearing ski pants. I still hate them, but they do keep me warm. I will also point out the reflective ankle band on my right leg – it keeps my ugly ski pants from getting caught in my chain rings and making me do an endo into traffic. I’m NOT dying in fucking ski pants.
06. Ugly Columbia boots. Sylish, no, but if there’s anything I hate more than ugly footwear it’s missing toes. After 30 minutes in extreme cold my toes are very cold. I’ll likely invest in some equally hideous Neos overshoes. I wonder if they’ll fit over my slingback pumps.
Sheep may not be the smartest animals, but they are tasty and their wool is great for making clothes that keep us warm and dry.
01. Balaclava. I swore I would never wear one of these, but when faced with the possibility of losing my nose, I reluctantly surrendered. One of the offspring used this one for hockey when he was four, so it’s a little small. And it’s fleece (which ironically contains no sheep products) so it gets all wet and clammy. But it will come in handy when I go rob Mountain Equipment Coop for a better one.
I also wear a headband to keep my ears warm and to block out the sound of assholes who yell at me for having the nerve to ride a bike on the road.
02. Neck Warmer. To properly complete the ninja look, I recommend the use of a neck warmer. Sure it makes you look a bit like a turtle (a NINJA turtle), but it keeps my neck and throat warm, thus protecting my melodious singing voice. Shut up Kristen.
03. Merino Wool Cycling Jersey. The retro-er the better. This is, after all, your only opportunity to have any cycling credibility or sex appeal whatsoever. So work it.
04. Long Johns. Yes, the indignity never ends. These are an old pair from my running days. I’d love a pair of nice Helly Hansen ones (sponsorship welcome), but these ones do the job. (A trap door would be handy for longer rides).
05. Wool Socks. Wet feet suck and will freeze up like a couple of game hens in no time flat. I’ve heard of people coating their feet with everything from vaseline to baby powder to antiperspirant. I haven’t had to resort to this yet, instead I’ve opted for good quality wool socks from deFeet, Sock Guy, or SmartWool.
Technically, this isn’t really a “base layer”. If you buy “base layer” stuff at the store it’s considered thermals and the like. But this isn’t necessarily by the book, this is just my base layer. The important thing here is comfort. You’re going to look stupid regardless and nobody sees this stuff anyway.
01. Wicking shirt. Personally I don’t really like the feel of wool directly on my skin. I am a delicate flower of a girl after all, as you can tell by the colour of my shirt. Under this I wear a sports bra – unless you are a woman or a triathlete, you can skip this step.
02. Cycling shorts. We are, after all, riding bikes are we not?
03. Extra socks. I only wear these on the coldest days because my boots aren’t quite warm enough. It’s important your boots aren’t too tight. Again, a nice cushion of warm air is important.
And under that, well, I’m naked and look something like this:
Please excuse the gratuitous badger shot.
I thought winter commuting would be really challenging, but it’s really not hard at all. The hardest part is getting the gear dialed in for the conditions that day. On most occasions I have been overdressed, arriving at work an overheated, sweaty mess. But once the gear is put away and I’ve taken some time to fix myself up, no one is the wiser.
It may not take any particular toughness to commute in the cold, but I do take great satisfaction in it nonetheless. It’s better for the planet, more fun, great exercise, and people think I’m totally badass. And I’m not going to tell them any different.
Great post.Massive respect to you
You = badass
Me = fatass
That is all..
great blog and anyone that rides a bike in -20s and -30s is fecking hard as nails badass ……….
Another convert. Welcome.
Nice. Your on your way to Arrowhead.
One other thing, try plastic bags between your base layer socks and the wool socks, this keeps your warmth providing insulating wool socks dry, it helps a ton.
Well played new BadAss winter rider! Looks like you’ve dialed in the WarmAss part of the MB Fat Bike motto “The most fun you can have with five layers of clothes on”.
Haha – great post. Need some freezin’ music to go along with the pics.
Cut up an old fuzzy sweater and put the pieces into the vents of the helmet. Then tape the vents over with duct tape (or use a helmet cover) – worth a layer. Numerous balaclavas – nothing better than a warm, dry neck in the middle of a long event. Wool cycling shorts over wicking shorts…mmm. Old Brooks leather saddle that doesn’t freeze…even better. Leather handle bar grips might work well too. Old-style stems with hinge and bumper might save some hand shock, or a piece of yoga mat in the mitt at the palms. Make sure you can hop off the bike easily, cause there’s no way you’re gonna stop that thing with those mitts. Warm up inside first, towel off, then ride – worth a layer. Emergency down or poly vest to go on over top very quickly and easily if needed… if you’re good, you can get it off while riding no hands.
And make a statement….strap a pair of very pointed, killer red shoes to the outside of the backpack…let everyone know you’re one mean, chic rider.
1 less car. Cheers with your mickey of vodka or Jag.
Great Blog Post!! Thank God it’s not so cold over here in Holland.
that’s very helpful for anyone who want to be as crazy as you. Mind you with the weather this week, everyone should be outside. But I’m not one to get my bike dirty.
Your story was funny as your story stripped you down layer by layer – I bet the guys were wishing for another picture…..but your last picture of that hotty sure ends it well.
I guess I am the wrong gender or sexual orientation because the strip-tease aspect was lost on me, until the guys started to mention it. LOL. Good…. I skip the bike shorts though in favour of good old fashioned gitch. But then again, I never ride at this time of the year for more than an hour and a half.
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Garbage Mitts aka Garbo’s were favoured by the poor schmucks who would hang off the back of garbage trucks and pick up our refuse in the same weather. Back when the cans were metal, and would drain the heat from your hands.
I notice you didn’t have your BFF’s or your favourite metal band scribed on the leather with a bic ball point. maybe fix that! (BTW you didn’t meant ion what big hair metal band playlist is playing in your head when riding like this)
Love how you cobbled everything together with what’s around. SO awesome.
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Love it .. you go girl! Don’t think biking to work is an option for me, everytime I would walk into a new client’s office they would think I was trying to rob them… although it does give new meaning to the phrase “cold call”. I do run outside in this weather so I’m not a complete wimp, but cycling in this definately puts you in the badass category.
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Have you noticed any damage to your bike riding in the slush and snow?
No damage that I’ve noticed, mind you there’s so much gunk and shit caked on it I can’t be sure. I do have to keep an eye on the chain to make sure it doesn’t get rusty.
Nice post! In Montreal it’s fortunately a bit less fierce but still there are few people out riding. How long/far is your commute? I find the cold gets exponentially worse with time. Half an hour: no biggie. 1.5 hours? No way!
Re: chain: I don’t bother too much with the rust on the chain. Just get a nickle plated one and the rust will come off again easily after winter.
Thank you! My commute is only 30 minutes though the city – short enough to be a very pleasant ride, even at extreme temperatures. Longer would indeed be a different story. I have been training for a 130km winter race that could conceivably take 10-12 hours (with sheltered rest stops every 20km or so). In preparation I have been doing rides of 3-4 hours on the weekends. I will make some adjustments to my gear, including better boots and a good supply of chemical hand and foot warmers. Thanks for the chain tip – the rust was stressing me out.
130km winter race sounds cool. The Club Vélo de Randonneurs Montréal has an annual “200km sous zero,” an unsupported brevet in early February. I’ve been thinking about doing it but it’s probably one level too hard this season. Maybe next year…
Nice summary – I look a bit like you when I ride, but with a few mild modifications. I use big fur mitts, and I only wear one thin layer underneath my outer winter shell. Here’s my winter commute: http://northsixty.com/2012/cold-weather-commute/
I use a snowboarder helmet; nice and insulated. There are still some vents, but not near as many as an ordinary bike helmet, plus it has padded / insulated ear protectors.
So I’ve got the head figured out for myself! It’s my…uh…other region! You know, the family jewels? Uh…yeah. Even with a double layer of military polypro longjohns and a pair of windpants (admittedly, very cheap and thin windpants), I still freeze my nuts! I’ve not seen any site that addresses this problem for males! I haven’t tried any formal winter cycling pants yet, such as those that MEC carries. Once somebody buys one of my kids (so far, no takers) perhaps I can start looking at those. I had to…ummmmm…use a glove on one ride (boosting my appearance…or perhaps not!) and bike home without a glove on one hand!
Forgot to mention that, with my helmet on, I look like one of those stormtrooper-like dudes from the movie Spaceballs!
Now you just need an “after” photo. I don’t know why my forehead didn’t freeze after 30 minutes in -30°C. http://www.flickr.com/photos/darcy1b/6712202963/in/photostream
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Very fun post! Now I will always think of you and feel warmer on the bike here in winter New England. Thanks.
Great Post! Just one thing – those are not true garbage mitts! Garbage mitts are leather with no lining and only come up to the wrist; you insert a pair of wool mittens that come up a bit higher and you’re good to go! They can tuck under the jacket sleeve or you can wear them loose, depending on how cold it is. I commute in Winnipeg in winter with my garbage mitts, which I’ve been using since the 1970s. Hubby’s mitts look wussy to me! That being said, his or mine, nothing beats garbage mitts!
First of all, thanks for writing! And thanks for correcting my improper identification of the garbage mitts. You forgot to mention that true garbage mitts are covered with pen doodles and include at least one rendering of the Iron Maiden logo. I hope your do, because that would be awesome.
Second, I’m going to forget you said “wussy” and just chalk it up to you being old school badass, and me being more new school. You may choose to eat your cobra raw and with your hands, while I prefer to eat mine sauteed and with utensils.
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You’ve given me inspiration to ride through the wimpy winters we have here in the San Joaquin Valley of California. Si se puede!
Foggy and mostly 30-40 F on most mornings. My commute is rather long, about 9+ miles, but at least I don’t have to worry about ice or frostbite.
You GO GIRL!
Haha! Thanks Peggy! Man, if I lived where you do, I’d probably never make it to the office – or at least I’d take the long way. Glad I’ve inspired you to ride! Cheers!!
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Awesome! I used to bike in Regina in the winter and I loved it, almost miss it. My get up was similar, hideous and multilayered. And yes everyone thought I was nuts. One thing, in all my years in SK, I never had to wear long underwear even though I’d be out in the worst weather. I move to the west coast and it’s so friggin’ damp, what do I start wearing? Long underwear.
I’m impressed – and what a great rundown on what you wear. I see lots of cyclists in Calgary in winter but also wonder about crashing on ice.
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You wouldn’t do an endo by catching your baggy pants in the chain ring Andrea. Perhaps you might tip over into traffic because you can’t put your foot down, however. If you don’t want to listen to knuckleheads yelling at you, you need to get googles like mine that have a little battery-powered fan to keep them clear. On the high setting, all you hear is a constant buzzing in your head!
I got roped into a blog on Bicycling Magazine on winter cycling. The original article was on dressing for cycling in cold weather. The author got criticism from readers for over-dressing for the various conditions he is riding in. On the other hand, one of the readers is adamant, insisting that it is impossible to cycle in sub-zero weather (King Mercury). I tease him by describing all the winter cycle events we in Winnipeg, and how I commute every day all winter. He may be baiting me, however, I cannot decide:
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