Winter Bike to Work Day

Sick of getting pictures of your stupid friends’ stupid feet as they lie on a stupid beach somewhere? Show them you don’t give a shit how many margaritas they had before lunch by getting on your bike and riding to work tomorrow for the first annual Winter Bike to Work Day. It’s certainly no harder than a game of beach volleyball when you’re half in the bag, and I will personally guarantee you will not get a hangover or a sunburn.

Forecast is a balmy -14, which is, in my humble opinion, perfect commuting temperature. All the details are here.