Stupid Human Tricks

During my tenure at The Hurt Locker, I have become quite intimate with the exercise ball. You know the type – a big bouncy ball in a bright and cheerful colour, covered with other people’s sweat, that you use to inflict great pain on yourself, generally somewhere in the area between your hips and shoulders.

Mark, a fellow Lockarian, found a great new exercise on YouTube for us to try. He is so helpful, that Mark. I am sure once we have mastered balancing on the ball while juggling chainsaws, Blake will have us give it a go.

I wonder how exactly someone practices that… and I wonder how many times it goes terribly, terribly wrong.

I would like to submit another video for consideration. I think it would be far less painful to practice, and way more practical.