It’s Giro Time!
As you are all aware, the Giro D’Italia starts tomorrow morning at 8:30am CDT. If we are lucky, by the time we get to work it will still be streaming and we can use the Friday Sicky’s* computer to watch it.
Of course it goes without saying that we must all wear at least one article of pink clothing tomorrow, regardless of gender. Fellas, I will have you know that no hot-blooded woman can resist a man with the sexual confidence to wear pink. Consider yourselves warned. The only other acceptable option is a zebra skin suit. Choose wisely.
Don’t worry, you have a few days to memorize these terms because for some idiotic reason this year the race starts in Ireland. Mind you, something tells me a concentrated (and likely well-lubricated) combination of Italians and Irish would make for one hell of a party. And probably lots of babies. Regardless, somewhere, Marco Pantani is spinning in his grave.*a person who only gets sick on Fridays.