A funny (yet likely politically incorrect) joke about two bike nerds, a beautiful woman, and a bicycle
The first nerd was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want!'”
The second nerd nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Joke courtesy of David Fiedler. Ironic cheesecake photo courtesy of the fine and funny folks at Ritte van Vlaanderen Bicycles.